Bjork Snowman
29 December 2006
I’ve posted it on my other blogs, but I decided to post it here as well, just because I put actual effort into this sadly. I went out in the cold, & built a snowman that looks like Bjork. Why Bjork? Well, it’s a “Gilmore Girls” thing. All I know about Bjork is that she sings music that I never heard of & she wore that crazy swan dress to some awards show that everyone makes fun of. Here’s something I learned about Bjork by turning her into a snowperson.
1. Putting on that crazy eyeliner is hard. It’s next to impossible, unless you are using black licorice, which I wasn’t. I don’t know how Bjork does it.
2. A poncho will hide most figure flaws.
3. Birds will attack if they want a button bad enough.
4. Sunglasses are the perfect accessory, even if they are orange & star shaped.
Bjork really doesn’t get the respect she deserves. I really should’ve tried to craft a swan costume out of snow, or at least made her taller & gotten her some Liposuction. Maybe next year.
